I feel for you baby.
There never seem to be enough hours during the day and night to do --- everything.
So you find yourself staying up late til the wee hours of night and waking up with only.. what.. 3-4 hours of sleep everyday?
I know. How will you ever keep up without me? Those chapters will remain unread and the house chores undone because there really isn't enough of your energy to go around isn't?
My sweet.. sweet tired girl.
How about you stop talking
Open me up and take a little sip
It won't hurt you
or derail you
It will only get you through the day. Isn't vanilla your favorite flavor?
Mmmm.. the cold, sweet coffee goodness and the double shot of energy is all you need. There is absolutely nothing wrong in craving me.
It's just a harmless sip to get your through the day. Don't think about the consequences. The sugar binges that I trigger after. Besides, you need the caffeine kick to get through the week.
It won't hurt your diet. I promise. It's just liquid goodness.
So come on sugar-pie.. take a sip. You deserve it.
You work too hard.
Dear Starbucks Doubleshot Energy Drink,
Frack you. I'm sticking to my unsweetened home-made ice. The 2-minute bliss isn't worth the consequences.
You don't know what I deserve or not. I'm calling the shots because I decide what's good for me and that ain't you.
Thanks for the offer but no.